A little background. I have several eos lipbalms. Wesley thinks that they are balls. He wants to hold them, throw them, and try to bounce them. It doesn't bother me at all and seems completely harmless. You can see where this is going...
A few days ago Wesley had the eos honey dew lipbalm in his hand. It was occupying him while I was putting on his shoes. He was sitting in my lap and I was tying his tennis shoes. One shoe on and I look at Wesley before putting on the other shoe. Turns out, while he was literally sitting in my lap, he took a huge bite of the lip balm.
I wish I'd gotten a picture of that. Seriously. Instead I went into freak-mom mode and cleared his mouth by shoving my fingers in there to scoop out anything I could find in there. Thankfully, because it's just lip balm, it was easy to scoop out. Wesley was pretty upset that I was taking away his honeydew melon.
Seriously, who literally watching their child eat chap stick? I don't blame him - the stuff smells amazing - but I am in awe that I didn't notice until he had been chomping on it for a while!
What's the latest imperfect thing you've done?